plot twist: he likes you back
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
bartimanus: wontonpoop: Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
forsciencejohn: hey arthur conan doyle, happy birthday! thanks for bringing sherlock holmes into the world!
berepah: mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google i tried to scroll past i really did
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my...
sodamnrelatable: People be like “It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.” “Send food” “Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?” “Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…” “Omg, Satan is so funny!” “Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)” “Hitlers a badass!” “I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see...
rnedia: when did this become more attractive than this?
svvitzerland: svvitzerland: what do women have in the middle of their legs? knees
theangelshaveallfallen: gabrielrising: cas-is-your-unicorn-dean: first Wednesday without supernatural are you telling me it’s only been a week??
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
judgem3ntal-fucks: it’s 10pm and my dad comes and yells in my room DO YOU WANT SOME BACON, I HAVE TONNES OF BACON he then pulls out from his back a plate full of bacon , my life is complete, thank you dad
Hearing what your voice sounds like recorded, and...