(Source: cuntpromising, via proj2501)
(Source: anusfxckedup, via 2rad4y0u)
On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful
(via tacohelll)
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if you don’t think i’m cute that’s your problem not mine
(via ladybeexoxo)
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Sloths Are Perfect.
^agreed.
BABY
(via bitcheskeeptrippen)
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Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
death with benefits
(via haters-help-me-sleep)
IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i
(via tacohelll)
- DO
- NOT
- SCREAM
- DURING
- THE
- BANDS
- MOST
- EMOTIONAL
- HEARTWRENCHING
- ACOUSTIC
- SONG
- I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT
(via hells-full-of-bitches)
if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
(via musicis-my-escape)
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
(via ov3rc0me)
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
(via gabbygasm)
i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you
(via shining-with-simplicity)
